One word: Telescope.
Actually, Seven words: Telescope, Van, Duct tape, Rope and Hope.
Hope will be used when asking her out on a date
She might say “no”, can’t handle those now, can we?
The telescope is to watch the stars or birds or something
Look man, I don’t know what time your date is taking place
Figure it out.
The rope will be for practising kinbaku
A relatively esoteric trust exercise,
Which won’t be weird on a first date. Obviously.
And the Van is to help carry everything.
The duct tape is for — well — *ahem*
Look, just get in the van alright?
– O.D. ©2022
Art by: Tomasz-Mro
13 Replies to “How To Get A Girlfriend.”
Hahaha 🤣 this made me giggle. I mean… not giggle… I don’t giggle. I never giggle… but maybe I chuckled?
Lol I felt like messing around today. Spreading my madness along the way 😅
I don’t mind one bit!
Lol Grace ☀️
Loved this 😂
Thanks Shay! 😉
Where are you? I’ve been looking everywhere. I hope you get this
Nice, i like that👍
Thank you 🙂
This post made my day.
Music to my ears ✨