One word: Telescope.
Actually, Seven words: Telescope, Van, Duct tape, Rope and Hope.
Hope will be used when asking her out on a date
She might say “no”, can’t handle those now, can we?
The telescope is to watch the stars or birds or something
Look man, I don’t know what time your date is taking place
Figure it out.
The rope will be for practising kinbaku
A relatively esoteric trust exercise,
Which won’t be weird on a first date. Obviously.
And the Van is to help carry everything.
The duct tape is for — well — *ahem*
Look, just get in the van alright?
– O.D. ©2022
Art by: Tomasz-Mro