Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, the ‘Wash Dishes For The Rest Of My Life 2000’

Congrats — you’ve been handed a robot whose sole job is to relieve you of one chore, job, or responsibility you particularly hate. What is it?

If the prototype name didn’t already give it away, the only thing I need this robot to do for me is wash the dishes. I have so much experience in the field It would be nice to have someone else share the, um, privilege. 😀




The Daily Post – You, Robot

Emerald Illusion



A gem,

From all possible angles

A situation,

That looks favorable,

And at the very least,

Trying to pick it up

Will leave me

With something Memorable.



That’s what I thought

Of the gemstone,

Until I realized

The hard layer of Chromium

Was a mere replacement

Of  its heart.


Four years ago

I learned a valuable lesson,

When the green

In the gem

Turned out to be

A reflection

Of my own







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